Interesting websites
National Library of Jamaica’s photostream - Pictures of Chinese JamaicansNational Library of Jamaica’s photostream - Pictures of old time Jamaica
Timing the Market - Stock market commentary
eHow - How to do just about everything
Computer Emergency Response Team (CERT)- Read about viruses if they are real or hoax
Studio Tax - Income tax program (free if your income is below $25,000)
eTax Canada - Income tax program (free if your income is below $25,000)
National Do Not Call List - Get those pesky telemarketeers off your back
A Jamaican living in the States was down on his luck. Out of work and
broke, he started going around to various companies in the city begging
for a job, any job.
Finally he got to the Zoo. The Zookeeper looked stressed out. 'The
monkey escaped last night', the Zookeeper said, 'If you are willing to
put on a monkey suit and stand in the monkey's cage for a couple days,
I'll pay you.'
The Jamaican immediately accepted. The pay was OK and the work wasn't
hard. He swung from the tree, and the kids fed him fruits and nuts. He
actually started enjoying himself. He even started adding a few
acrobatic moves that he had seen on TV.
Late in the afternoon he swung a bit too vigorously, lost his grip and
flew clean out of the monkey cage and landed in the lion cage next
door.
The lion let out a huge roar and our friend in the monkey suit bawl
out, 'LAWD, ME DED NOW!'
The huge lion immediately pounced on him, grabbed him by the throat and
whispered, 'Man shut yuh mout nuh, suh we can keep di likkle wuk!'
A little Jamaican old lady is walking down King Street
dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $100
bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says,
"Hey missis, yu doan see money a fall outta yu bag
dem?"
"Lawd mi Gawd!" says the little old lady.
"Mi have fi go back an fin' dem!" Tenks fi
telling mi."
"Hold dung! Not so fast," says the cop.
"Is whey yu get di money from? Is steal it yu
steal it?"?
"Oh, no sah", says the little old lady.
"You see, fi mi back yard a right next to the stadium
parking lot. Any time a match a gwaan, whole heap
a fans dem come and peepee t'rough di fence inna mi
yard. So, mi tan behind the fence wid di hedge clippers
dem. Any time smaddy stick 'im ting through de fence,
mi bawl out,"One hundred dollar or it a come aff!"
"Well, dat sound fair" laughs the cop.
"Gwaan yu ways and good luck! Oh, by de way, is
what inna de other bag?"
"Well, you know sah, is not everybody pay.."
Life in Vietnam...
Delivering Hot Food
Dare Devils
Circus Training
Better than walking home
Free ride anyone?
Public transportation
No helmet – no problem. I got what I need.
'Start War VII – Master Yoda.
Public School bus
Off to school.
Ox Ride
Delivering Dogs
Ride home
Street Vendor
Honey, what did you call me last night?
Moving Day
Vegetable Ride
Single engine ox
My pimped-out Toyota
For Sale
7 Bedroom (sleeps 20) guest house for sale in Boquete, Panama. Most rooms have en suite bathroom. Large kitchen, living and dining room, laundry area, large patio with hammock, large front garden and vegetable garden in back (3000 sq.m). Asking $300,000 US. For more info write to Geoff at mossga@cwpanama.net
Foosball Table for sale $95. Contact chinesejamaicanwebmaster at chinesejamaican.com
If you are in Jamaica and need a air-conditioned taxi, shopping or airport shuttle, here is someone you can use.
Errol Williams
Ocho Rios, St. Ann
home: 876-795-1555
cell: 876-844-7952
email: errolwill@yahoo.com
“I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude” – Henry David Thoreau